One Man, Two Guvnors
Now booking to March 2014
Now booking to March 2014!
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Daily Telegraph, Evening Standard, Financial Times, Guardian, Independent, The Times, Sunday Times, The Sun
‘The most glorious comedy on the planet’ Daily Mail, March 2012
‘Of all the feel-good shows in London, this is the funniest.’ Sunday Times, March 2012
Richard Bean’s award-winning play is a glorious celebration of British comedy – a unique, laugh-out-loud mix of satire, songs, slapstick and glittering one-liners.
Fired from his skiffle band, Francis Henshall becomes minder to Roscoe Crabbe. But Roscoe is really Rachel, posing as her own dead brother – who’s been killed by her boyfriend Stanley Stubbers. Francis spots the chance of an extra meal ticket and takes a job with one Stanley Stubbers – but to prevent discovery, he must keep his two guvnors apart. Simple.
Box Office
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0845 481 1870 (24 hours)
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A per ticket booking fee applies to all phone and internet bookings. No booking fee in person at the theatre
If you would like to use SOLT Theatre vouchers as payment/part payment please either call us on 020 7930 8800 (10am-7.30pm Mon-Sat) or just pop in.
In person: Monday to Saturday 10am-7.30pm. Bookings for future dates stop at 7pm.
Theatre Royal Haymarket, Haymarket, London SW1Y 4HT
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Theatre Royal Haymarket, Haymarket, London SW1Y 4HT
10am - 7.30pm Monday to Saturday
Suitable for ages 12+
Performance Times
Booking until 31 August 2013
(Cast from September 2013 to be confirmed)
Monday - Saturday 7.30pm
Wednesday & Saturday 2.30pm
EXTRA MATINEE 29 August 2.30pm
(Please note Rufus Hound will not be performing, and the role of Francis Henshall will be played by Owen Brazendale)
Show Duration 2 hours and 30 minutes including interval.
Additional information
Rufus Hound will not be appearing at the following performances; Wednesday 24 July - Saturday 27 July (all performances) and Thursday 29 August 2.30pm
The role of Francis will be played by Owen Brazendale on these dates.
25 May the role of Pauline Clench will be played by Gillian Budd.
25 May the role of Stanley Stubbers will be played by Max Hutchinson.
Cast from September 2013 to be confirmed
Captioned/Audio Described/Signed Performances
Our last Audio Described Performance was on Saturday 13 April 2.30pm - please check back for new dates.
Our last Stagetext Captioned Performance was on Saturday 18 May 2.30pm - please check back for new dates
Signed Performance Saturday 13 July 2.30pm - CLICK HERE for more information and booking.
Ticket Prices
Monday to Saturday evenings 7.30pm, Wednesday and Saturday matinees 2.30pm
In Person
Stalls £58.50
Royal Circle £58.50, £49, £26*
Upper Circle £39, £26*, £16**
Gallery*** £26, £12
By Phone or Online
Stalls £62
Royal Circle £62, £52.50, £28*
Upper Circle £42.50, £28*, £18**
Gallery*** £28, £14
*Limited View
** Restricted View
*** Patrons in the Gallery should be aware that seating is on cushioned wooden benches
For all shows;
Premium seats at £86 in Stalls and Royal Circle in person, £89.50 by Phone or Online.
A per ticket booking fee applies to all phone and internet bookings. No booking fee in person at the theatre
VIP Oscar Wilde Room - £30 extra per person - NOW AVAILABLE MONDAY TO THURSDAY TO BOOK ONLINE! Just select the VIP seats in Stalls row F when booking, CLICK HERE.
This includes the use of the exclusive Oscar Wilde Room from 45 minutes before the show and during the interval, an open bar (including Champagne) and a programme for the show.
For Friday and Saturday, please call 020 7930 8800 to add this to your Stalls booking.
Day Seats A very limited number of stalls tickets are available for purchase, in person at the theatre on the day of the show from 10am, for £26. One ticket per person.
Groups Monday - Thursday, minimum 10 tickets booked £29.50 Best Available
(Excluding 18-21 Feb)
Schools Monday - Thursday, minimum 10 tickets booked £20 Best Available (Limited Availability) or Upper Circle. Every 11th ticket FREE for a Teacher
(Excluding 14 Feb-2 Mar, 25 Mar - 13 Apr and 20 May - 2 Jun)
Under 18 Monday - Thursday £10 off top two prices. Wednesday matinee £26 Best Available
Seniors - Monday to Wednesday £10 off top two prices. Wednesday matinee £26 Best Available
All discounts bookable in advance subject to availability, please call the box office on 020 7930 8800 to book these rates
Please note a £1 Theatre Restoration Levy is included in the ticket price.
No exchange or refund on purchased tickets
More Information
Access
Please call 020 7930 8800 or click here for details of accessibility to the theatre
Merchandise Tee-shirts, mugs and music from The Craze! All available at the theatre, or click here to buy on-line at the National Theatre website.
Calling From Overseas:
0044 20 7930 8800
Cast - until 31 August 2013
Rufus Hound
Sam Alexander
Martin Barrass
Mensah Bediako
David Benson
Owen Brazendale
Gillian Budd
Ian Burfield
Rhona Croker
Amy Cudden
Derek Elroy
Max Hutchinson
Harry Kershaw
Tom Lorcan
Aimee Parkes
Kelly Price
Hugh Sachs
Claire Sundin